A sci-fi film so terrible yet so much fun to watch!
Directed by Nathan H. Juran
Produced by Bernard Woolner
Written by Mark Hanna
Music by Ronald Stein
Cinematography: Jacques R. Marquette
Edited by Edward Mann
Distributed by Allied Artists Pictures Corporation
Running time: 66 minutes
Box office: $480,000 (USA)
William Hudson as Harry Archer
Yvette Vickers as Honey Parker
Roy Gordon as Dr. Isaac Cushing
George Douglas as Sheriff Dubbitt
Ken Terrell as Jess Stout
Otto Waldis as Dr. Heinrich Von Loeb
Eileen Stevens as Nurse
Michael Ross as Tony the Bartender/Giant
Frank Chase as Deputy Charlie
Despite rumours of UFOs in the area, will anyone believe Nancy?
What effect will Nancy’s close encounter have on her?
Read on for more
Spoilers follow below.....
“I couldn't pry a nickel out of her. That community property routine only works for women! A man hasn't got a chance!” (Harry Archer)
Back at Tony's Bar and Grill, we see Nancy's philandering husband, Harry with his girlfriend, Honey Parker. Harry tells Honey that he returned to his wife as he needed the cash, seeing that Nancy is worth about $50 million. According to Honey’s way of thinking, in matters concerning community property, a man like Harry " hasn't got a chance…. unless the wife dies," Harry, however, is thinking more in terms of recommitting Nancy to a mental institution.
As Nancy finds out, people are more inclined to judge others based on superficial perceptions as well as on preconceived and prejudiced notions about what they are supposedly like.
In the meantime, Charlie has located Harry and Honey smooching in a booth. When he reluctantly interrupts the couple, he is given some money from Harry who suggests to him, "You couldn't find me tonight, Charlie. I took a cab home."
“Don't look back. But as long as she pays most of the taxes around here, we play along with her.” (Sheriff Dubbitt)
The sheriff, deputy Charlie and Nancy then drive off to search for evidence of the giant and the satellite. It is decided to go to the desert to conduct a search but only because Nancy is rich and pays most of the town’s taxes! At the scene of the sighting, however, all they find is Nancy’s car and after a brief search they find nothing else. An angry Nancy then gets in her car and drives off in frustration.
Nancy Archer: My husband!... My gigolo! That's what you are. You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money! I was rid of you once. Why did I take you back? Why? Why?
Harry Archer: Why did you, Nancy?
Nancy Archer: Why?... because I love you, Harry!
What a match made in heaven! An unprincipled dissolute excuse for a man and an immoral gold-digging floozy who’ll only stick around as long as glittering baubles are dangled before her eyes. Some people in life really deserve each other!
While Nancy seeks solace from the contents of a bottle, a smug sarcastic bastard of a KRKR-TV announcer glibly presents a news item about Nancy:
“And now, more news of high fliers. Nancy Archer, the former Nancy Fowler, heiress to the Fowler fortune and the fabulous Star of India diamond, has joined the ever-expanding international society of satellite seers. From the Archer’s palatial home away from home comes word that Mrs. Archer claims not only to be seeing a sociable satellite, but its inhabitant as well, a 30-foot giant. Is he pink with big ears and tusks? It seems that Mrs. Archer, who has been feuding with her husband, Handsome Harry, has finally found a man from out of this world, someone who will love her for herself. Come, come, Mrs. Archer. Any man can ignore a million dollars, but fifty million? That's too much to ask for, even from the man in the moon.”
Imagine Nancy’s hurt and humiliation at discovering that her personal predicament has become fodder for the public who are led to believe that she is suffering from delusions brought on by alcohol.
Once it was mainly the rich and famous that were the subject of tabloid gossip, innuendo and salacious revelations about their personal lives, none of which needed to be true! These days any of us can be subject to this public death by a thousand cuts thanks to the advent of social media – that great democratization of freedom of speech! Now anyone can have their dirty linen paraded for all to see. Any of us can be trolled, bullied, threatened, admonished into submission. And when we allow this kind of abuse of freedom to get at us and damage our reputations, then we’ve lost something of our own personal freedom – we in fact become “owned” by fools and cowards exercising freedom without responsibility. So much said by so many with little meaningful to say…..
All Nancy can do after seeing the report is pitch the bottle at the TV. She then decides on a course of action by convincing Harry to accompany her into the desert to search for the "flying satellite," agreeing to voluntarily return to the sanatorium if they fail to find any evidence.
As soon as Harry arrives at the house, he dashes past loyal butler, Jess and frantically begins packing his suitcase. Jess demands, "what have you done with Mrs. Archer?" but Harry just ignores him and continues to pack. A fight ensues between the two men with Harry getting the better of Jess. Harry then grabs his suitcase and departs with alacrity.
At the hotel room, Harry dashes in and tells Honey to "get dressed and packed, quick." However, before they can leave, they are confronted by Deputy Charlie and the night clerk. Charlie is not playing the lovable bribe-taking lovable fool this time! Instead, he takes the pair of villainous scoundrels to see the sheriff.
While Charlie, Harry and Honey wait at the sheriff’s office, the sheriff and a posse are searching for Nancy. A phone call informs the three at the Sheriff’s office that Nancy was discovered on the roof of her pool house at the Archer estate. The three then drive back to the house.
At the house, family physician Dr. Cushing sedates Nancy as she is delirious. Later, Dr. Cushing tells Sheriff Dubbitt that she should be moved to a hospital when she's well enough. He is very concerned about the scratches on her throat and theorizes that she may have been exposed to and contaminated by radiation. Harry lies to the Sheriff by telling him that he was with Honey all evening. His story is corroborated by Honey. The sheriff warns Harry and Honey not to leave town.
“You know what our problem is? We both have the same disease: money, and happy ways of spending it.” (Honey Parker)
As they drive back to town, evil woman Honey begins working on Harry by telling him, "I heard the doctor tell (the nurse) that an overdose would be fatal." Harry replies somewhat light-heartedly and sarcastically, "Money certainly brings out the best in you, doesn't it?" Honey then probes further by asking him, "Have you got the nerve?" Harry, the lady is serious!
The answer to Honey’s previous question reveals itself when we see Harry filling the syringe and stealthily making his way upstairs to the bedroom. Just as he approaches the sleeping Nancy, the nurse snaps on the light. Suddenly the nurse screams and calls for the doctor while Harry reacts in horror when a giant hand descends toward him.
“Meat hooks, four lengths of chain, forty gallons of plasma, and an elephant syringe.” (Delivery man)
Dr Cushing has called in his specialist colleague, Dr. Heinrich Von Loeb, but both appear to be unsure as to how to treat their patient. A delivery of meat hooks, lengths of chain and medical supplies is made to the Archer residence in accordance with Cushing’s and Von Loeb’s decision to keep their patient in a coma with morphine and to restrain her with chains until the authorities arrive to help.
Deputy Charlie: Wow! What is that?
Sheriff Dubbitt: I don't know. Whatever it is, it wasn't made by some Japanese gardener.
The sheriff and deputy Charlie conduct a search around the pool house area. Suddenly, Sheriff Dubbitt notices a giant footprint in the garden while Charlie spots some more prints. The Sheriff then sends Charlie back to the office for weapons.
Sheriff Dubbitt and Jess track the enormous footprints that are leading away from the estate and out into the desert. They soon come across the satellite and cautiously approach it. Sheriff Dubbitt believes that the giant brought Mrs. Archer to her home and placed her on the roof of the pool house. The finding of a gun seems to confirm that the Archer couple had been there.
In the meantime, the sedative has not worked, and Nancy has awoken from her coma with more than just a giant headache. She calls out for Harry and as Cushing and Von Loeb try to administer more morphine, Nancy (with the rest of her body having achieved gigantic proportions) breaks free of the restraints.
It’s as if symbolically, Nancy has become a product of the kind of callous indifference and disregard of her as a person as displayed towards her by the likes of her husband and many others in society. Her reaction is to literally try to break free of the bonds holding her down and lash out violently, seek revenge and demolish the established order of the little world around her which she has now outgrown.
Dr. Isaac Cushing: She will tear up the whole town until she finds Harry.
Deputy Charlie: And then she'll tear up Harry.
Points of interest
The film capitalized on the popularity of previous 1950s science fiction films that featured size-changing humans such as The Amazing Colossal Man, its sequel War of the Colossal Beast, and The Incredible Shrinking Man. This time it was decided to have a female as the main protagonist.
The movie was shot in just eight days for only $89,000 - $10,000 under budget.
The alien spacecraft is called a "satellite" in the film most likely due to the then recent launching of the spherically-shaped Russian “sputnik” satellite.
The poster for this movie was designed by Roger Corman and is in the Museum of Modern Art's permanent collection. The movie's poster was listed as #8 of "The 25 Best Movie Posters Ever" by Premiere magazine.
The giant bald space alien is played by Michael Ross who also played the bartender.
There was a plan to do a bigger-budget sequel shot in CinemaScope and colour, but the film never went into production.
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman began with an interesting idea involving Nancy, the wealthy heiress; her no-good husband, Harry and the “other woman”, Honey the hussy. Unfortunately, as it progressed towards the final climax, the story just continued to unravel. Nevertheless, Allison Hayes did display some acting talent and screen presence, despite not having much to work with. William Hudson was well cast as Nancy’s cheating and unprincipled husband as was Yvette Vickers as Harry's conniving mistress.
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman: A small gem from the 1950s whose big shoes have yet to be filled!
© Chris Christopoulos 2017