A low budget lacklustre sci-fi with uneven performances, sloppy direction, uneven editing and a multitude of plot holes. So bad, it’s oddly good!
What does the future hold in store for humanity?
What present danger is humanity faced with now!
Directed by Robert J. Gurney Jr.
Produced by Robert J. Gurney Jr., Samuel Z. Arkoff, James H. Nicholson, Gene Searchinger
Written by Robert J. Gurney Jr., Henry Slesar
Music by Richard DuPage
Cinematography Arthur Florman
Edited by Dede Allen
Running time: 66 minutes
Joyce Holden as Claire Erling
Frederic Downs as Prof. Howard Erling
John Stratton as Victor
Salome Jens as Future Woman / Nurse
Fred Herrick as Angelo
Beatrice Furdeaux as Miss Blake
Jack Diamond as First Lab Technician
Fred Taylor as Second Lab Technician
Bill Downs as Dr. Blair
William Cost as Joe the Bartender
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In an odd little basement bookshop located in an obscure little corner of New York City, a bald bespectacled middle-aged man pries out a dusty old book from a crammed assortment of equally dust-clad printed material dealing with a variety of esoteric subjects.
The selected prize from the shelf is a book entitled Terror from the Year 5000 by nuclear physicist, Professor Howard Erling. The book was published in the late 1950s and it involves an account of the professor’s work on a machine that he had designed in order to break what he termed “the time barrier.”
Needless to say, Professor Erling’s time experiments and his published account of them were roundly ridiculed by the scientific community.
As the current new owner of the long-forgotten text emerges from the twilight solitude of The Ol’ By-gone Book Shoppe and steps into the taut turmoil of the modern metropolis, his mind meanders through corridors filled with thoughts of TIME.
While moving from point A to point B, Professor George Wells’ mind traverses in an instant the space between the now and the many occasions in the “past” when he devoured any material concerning the theories and possibility of time-travel, as well as related subjects. From the early ideas of Hermann Minkowski to Einstein’s theory of relativity; from wormholes to blackholes and from Cosmic String Theory to the concept of a Multiverse, the ravenous mind of Professor Wells greedily gobbled them up.
Nothing on the subject of TIME had escaped the professor’s notice, even seemingly absurd publications like the one he is clutching tightly under his arm as he opens the door to his apartment.
As Professor George Wells settles himself in his favourite easy chair, pours himself two or three fingers of whiskey and proceeds to read Erling’s, Terror from the Year 5000, we will be able through the magic of imagination to read various excerpts from that book. We will also have some insight into Professor’s Wells’ thoughts and mental images as he reads Erling’s account……
The following excerpts contain spoilers…….
Terror from the Year 5000:
How I Broke The Time Barrier
By Professor Howard Erling Ph.D
How I wound up on my Florida island began with a local newspaper report that my “theory about crossing the time barrier was ridiculous.” It was this article that got me “disqualified from doing top-secret work,” so the missile centre where I worked fired me!
……The situation soon turned serious when I began receiving “anonymous phone calls” calling me a traitor and telling me to leave town. This, together with the fact that my “electrical equipment is so powerful, it messes up TV reception for miles around,” made my island sanctuary an ideal place for me to pursue my research……
…..But in this story of what took place, I must warn you that my experiments ran the risk of “ultimately unleashing upon the world… TERROR! FROM THE YEAR 5000!!”
[Professor George Wells: 1958! Why had Erling omitted the fact that the Russians beat the Americans into space in 1957 with their Sputnik? He wouldn’t make such a mistake unless….Perhaps at the time it was felt to be prudent not to rub the American public’s face in the fact that the Commies “pierced the space barrier” first.]
Chapter 1: Eureka!
……Curiously, at one point in our experiments, Victor called out to me, “Professor, look quickly! A woman!” I went over to the machine to see what if anything was inside it, but all I saw was another statue that had seemingly materialized out of thin air. I told Victor that he had merely seen an “optical illusion. No doubt a refracted image.”
Unfortunately, the temporal transportation process required vast amounts of energy. Also, our work required outside verification from another professional colleague. With this in mind, I called a halt to the research, much to Victor's chagrin and disappointment……..
[Professor Wells: Energy? What energy? Negative energy?]
Victor pointed out to me, “Look, Professor, I never pretended to be a scientist, but I know one thing: My old man didn’t get rich waiting for ‘outside verification’! He just ploughed ahead and he got results!”
I would not relent and I told Victor that he was free to take his money and go. Victor then replied, “You know I wouldn’t walk out,” adding, “And you know why.”
I then arranged to send the statue we received to archaeologist and museum curator, Robert Hedges for his appraisal and determination of its true age.
…..Supposedly as a result of a mix-up with communication and transportation and delivery of the statue, Dr Hedges received a telegram purporting to be from me stating: “Do not understand why you have not returned my letters [stop] You have proof that I am not insane [stop] Please establish date of origin of statue to your own satisfaction [stop]”…….
I learned that eventually, Dr Hedges had conducted a carbon dating test on the statue and discovered that it came from the year 5,200 A. D. He also discovered that the statue was radioactive, as “hot as a firecracker!”
I found myself chuckling at the thought of Robert shaking his fist at the statue and banging it on his desk while yelling out in frustration, “…you she-devil! You can’t exist! Not here, not now! Not for another three thousand years!”
[Professor George Wells: My dear professor, you would surely have known that you can’t use carbon dating to determine that something is from the future! Carbon-14 is also a radioactive isotope, and the process of carbon dating involves measuring the presence of that isotope. By carbon dating an object, it could surely be determined that it contained deadly levels of radioactivity. Furthermore, carbon dating can only be used to date organic material and not something like a metal statue.]
Chapter 2: “Wonderful Surprise!”
[Professor George Wells: Ah Ha! Very sneaky, Ms Hedges!]
…….As Claire and Bob approached the island in a small motorized boat, the motor suddenly cut out. It seems it was caused by a power drain from my lab where the “electrical equipment is so powerful, it messes up TV reception for miles around!” It turned out that someone had been conducting further experimentation in secret……
[Professor George Wells: Yes, yes! Enormous quantities of energy must be required for a time travel process!! But not the kind of energy we are familiar with!]
…..As soon as Bob Hedges entered the house, I should have been more aware as to the possibility of some kind of conflict or trouble beginning to develop. Victor seemed to be resentful toward Bob and suspected that he was there with the intention of refuting our work. For my part, however, Bob’s presence was the “outside verification” I’d been waiting for……
Chapter 3: Unlocking the Future
……I learned later on that night, that Bob heard Victor enter the guest room next door to the room they were sharing and followed him as he opened up a chest of drawers and removed two metal suitcases. Victor then proceeded to take the suitcases outside where he threw them into a pond.
The next morning, while out swimming with Claire, Bob dove into the water at the spot where Victor cast the suitcases. He managed to locate one suitcase and opened it to reveal the carcass of a small animal. How? Why? More about that later…
[Professor George Wells: Hmm! This chamber that the professor supposedly used. I wonder if it might hold the clue to providing the time stasis chamber I’ve been theorizing about for my own time travel research? I actually think of it as a “time stylus.” “Save us” indeed! From what, I wonder? And how would someone in the far future be familiar with ancient Greek language, let alone modern American English?]
I also later learned that while we were preparing to retire for the night, Victor apparently had re-entered the lab to continue his time experiment by increasing the power levels. Unbelievable as it sounds, it seems that the higher power level enabled a human being from the future to materialize in the machine! Victor did manage to return the figure to the future, but sustained a nasty gash on his arm when the being grabbed him.
[Professor George Wells: Radiation! From the future! Now I think I know what the message “Save us” might have been referring to. HHMM! We often optimistically believe that the future will be full of wonders that we would love to see if only we could live longer. We forget that it could also contain horrors we would not care to live to see!]
Chapter 4: Rising Danger!
…..When Bob, Claire and I stopped off at the bar, the bartender informed us that Victor had been there most of the afternoon. Suddenly, we noticed that the bar's television reception had cut out. Bob declared, “Let’s not get all jumpy because a TV set goes on the blink!” However. I knew then that Victor had started operating the time machine which creates “a distinctive pattern of interference” and that someone, namely Victor, had been operating the machine at “a higher voltage than ever before!” …….
Chapter 5: Mysterious “Guest”
When we got back to the island, we found Victor in a semi-conscious state. He had apparently succeeded in materializing a human female from the future, but was rendered unconscious by his mysterious guest. I quickly ordered my what some may call “chief cook and bottle washer,” Angelo to contact a doctor. When he eventually came out to examine Victor, he arranged for a nurse to come out later and care for the patient.
……With the time traveller roaming around the island, Bob managed to retrieve one of the metal suitcases from the pond, which contained the body of a four-eyed mutated cat…….
Soon after, Bob and Claire came upon the dead body of Angelo who had obviously been killed by the woman from the future. Upon examining his body, I concluded that Angelo had the same kind of burns as Victor.
…….We then went to Victor’s room, where he informed us about his secret activities. He told us that after he brought the deformed cat through, he thought he was really on to something significant. Victor then went on to say, “I thought that I had contacted savages…..and that cat was something their witch doctors had made.”……..
[Professor George Wells: That is one of the most preposterous conclusions I ever heard of!]
Bob explained to Victor that the cat in the case had been mutated by radiation, and that was why the woman from the future was so deformed. Bob then burst out with the comment that “If she came from the same place as that cat, it’s a wonder you could still recognize her as a woman!”
Chapter 6: A “very remarkable woman. Very unusual!”
Much of the following account is based on what we could deduce from events and piece together from the evidence available to us……
…….It appears that later that evening, as the nurse approached the house, she was accosted by the woman from the future who attacked her. It turned out that this mystery woman was able to pose as the nurse by using a rubber-like or synthetic face mask which she placed over the nurse’s face. By the application of some advanced technology, she was then able to place the mask on her own face and therefore have the same facial appearance as the nurse.
Meanwhile back in the house, Bob and I heard some screams and decided to go and investigate. I thought it prudent for us to put on anti-radiation suits.
At that point the nurse arrived and while she sat with Victor, Bob and I put on our radiation proof gear and went out to search for the time traveller.
…….It appears that somehow our time traveller managed to hypnotize Victor with the intention of getting him return with her to the future in order to use his healthy genes to save her people from extinction. Perhaps too many of their young were born mutants due to the high levels of radiation. It seems that only with “new blood, with undamaged pre-atomic genes” would the human race be saved in the future…….
……While Bob and I were outside making use of a Geiger Counter, Claire burst in on Victor in the lab just as he was putting on his radiation suit. Victor yelled out to Claire, “I’m going into the future! I must go!” As Claire attempted to get him to go back to bed, the woman from the future jumped out and a confrontation ensued between them.
According to Claire, the woman declared: “Our history clearly records how the women of the twentieth century stood idly by while the atmosphere was contaminated! And the children of the future doomed!” She then admitted to having committed murder while Claire asked of Victor, “Now what do you think of your angel of mercy?”
…A physical altercation erupted between my daughter and the woman in which Claire accidentally ripped off the latter’s mask and revealing her radiation-scarred features.
While this was going on, Bob and I came across the faceless nurse’s body. Realizing the full implications of this, we both hurried back to the house. There we discovered Victor trying to defend Clair from the time-traveller. Suddenly both Victor and the time-traveller found themselves up against the machine, which electrocuted and killed them - “dead, both dead.”
Bob and Claire wondered if one of them should go to the future to help. If we could somehow repair the time chamber, we could help our mutated future descendants by correcting their “hereditary genes.”
I felt, however, that only by changing the present could we hope to avert a future atomic holocaust. “The future is what we make it…. Whether there will be more like (the woman from the future) depends on us! On all of us! On mankind! On what we do in the present!”
Professor George Wells closes the book and turns his gaze toward the window as the last rays of this day’s setting sun wearily wanders along the top half of the wall before disappearing into a corner of the ceiling.
After switching on a floor lamp, the professor switches on his turntable and takes out a vinyl album, the Beatles “Let It Be.” He selects a track, John Lennon’s “Across the Universe” and sits back down in his chair.
As the music washes over him, Professor George Wells thinks about the cosmic turntable upon which the album containing everything that exists is placed. On that album can be found the time tracks of our lives, with each track representing a different time-period. Each time-period we cross over to exists simultaneously on our album and on the infinite number of albums we could choose to play.
“Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes
They call me on and on across the universe..”
No matter what album is played, the same cosmic turntable exits with its figurative pre-set speeds of 33 1/3, 45 or 78 RPM. But what if we can intervene and circumvent the seemingly immutable laws of time and space? What if I could design a device that would allow a person to enter any time period at will? Let the turntable spin as it wishes for I would be able to go when and where I like!
“Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe..”
What if my device – my “Time Stylus” chamber – could capture an individual moment in a person’s life, that one micro-groove, and isolate it in a kind of stasis state? The Time Stylus chamber could then be used to extract that person and his individual life moment and deposit him in any time-period, as well as return him to his original point on the life-album.
“Nothing's going to change my world..”
Nothing would change. The life album representing one reality would exist as it always has. Choices that could be made to change events and outcomes would simply be tantamount to selecting another album from the infinite collection available.
“Nothing's going to change my world…”
The question of whether or not the future is what we make it; whether or not we can act to change it; whether or not the future is pre-determined of if there is indeed “A FUTURE” as such may soon be settled. But first, Professor George Wells must locate the last surviving participant of the events surrounding “The Terror From The Year 5000” –Erling’s daughter, Mrs Claire Hedges. If they still exist, it would she who would be in possession of her father’s plans for his time teleportation chamber. These plans will provide Wells with important guiding principles for the construction of his own time device.
As Professor Wells drifts off to sleep. the stylus needle comes to the end of the last track. The turntable halts briefly and with a click the record player's arm automatically lifts and moves the needle over to the first track and the album starts over…..
Points Of Interest
The film's outdoor scenes were filmed in and around Dade County, Florida. USA.
The working title of the film was The Girl from 5000 A.D.
Terror From The year 5000 was the first feature film credit for Salome Jens who plays the woman from the future and the nurse.
Although it is stated by the film’s narrator that the first satellite launched by human beings was in 1958, it was in fact the Soviet Union who launched the first satellite with their Sputnik 1 on October 4, 1957. The first satellite launched by the USA was Explorer I, on January 31, 1958.
As mentioned above, Carbon 14 dating does not work with metal or mineral objects and substances, but only on materials that were once living or part of a living organism such as wood, leather and bone.
What is interesting about Terror From The year 5000 is that it was possibly one of the first American feature films involving time travel using a time machine.
As with the film, The Astounding She Monster it is a rather disturbing notion to have a life-threatening, evil, radioactive female far removed from any role as a protective, care-giving and nurturing force.
Equally disturbing is the idea of peeling off someone’s face to wear as a mask. That shock-provoking device may have given more than one youngster back in the day a few nightmares!
Certainly, the film reflects the fears that were prevalent at the time concerning nuclear power, atomic weapons and the danger of atomic fallout, all within the context of mounting tensions between the East and the West. It also highlights the misconceptions about the nature and effects of nuclear radiation. Consider the characters’ rather cavalier and nonchalant attitude and behaviour when in the presence of radiation. Why create a lot of fuss, "just because that statue was a little radioactive?" And who knew? They actually had radiation proof suits which no-one considered wearing until well into the story!
Hopefully our greater understanding of the effects of nuclear radiation these days will prevent certain political and military idiots of North Korea and the USA from embarking on a course of action too terrible to contemplate and with a consequence even time travel would not solve!